You will have a boring, common name. I'm super sorry about that. I have a terrible imagination and almost no sense of creativity. You will be named Joe or Sarah or something equally as unoriginal. Why am I doing this? Because believe it or not, I love you and know what is best for you. You will thank me when you are able to get a respectable job at an accounting firm after college while your best friend, Zebulon Moonfire Johnson-Smith, is working at a pizza place while trying to get his/her novella published after he/she dropped out of college.
Love, Mom
There is a person at Boeing named Jeff-Fauna.
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